Recipe Of A Military Spouse - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 1/2 c. patience
3/4 c. tolerance
1 lb. courage
dash of adventure

Preparation

With above ingredients, add 2 teaspoons elbow grease.
Let set alone for 1 year.
Marinate frequently with salty tears.
Pour off excess fat.
Sprinkle ever so lightly with money.
Knead dough until payday.
Season with international spices.
Bake 20 years or until done.
Serve with pride.