Rum Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

rum
whatever

Preparation

Before you start, sample the rum and check for quality.
Good, isn't it?
Now, go ahead, select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. and check the rum again for quality.
It must be just right.
Try it again.
With an electric mixer beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again; meanwhile, make certain that the rum is of the finest quality.
Add 2 large eggs and 2 cups of fried fruit and beat until very high. If the fruit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the rum again, checking for consistency. Next, sift in 3 cups of baking powder and a pinch of rum, 1 teaspoon toda and 1 cup pepper or salt.
Anyway, fon't dret.
Just tample the rum again and mix in 1/2 pint of lemon luice.
Fold in chopped buttermilk and the strained nuts.
Tample tum again.
Now 1 bablespoon srown bugar, or whatever color is available.
Mix well, grease oven and curn on the take pan to 350\u00b0.
Pour the whole mess in the oven.
Cake tum rake out after mifty finutes.