Preserved Fun - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
pebbles and flours
1 large grassy field
1 shallow brook
deep blue sky

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs; put them in a field which is well fenced, stirring occasionally.
Pour the brook over pebbles.
Add flowers to garnish.
Spread over all a deep blue sky.
Bake in hot sun.
Do this every day in summer, cooling children in tub once a day.
Preserved in this way, the memory of childhood on the farm lasts indefinitely.