Blueberry Butter - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 sticks butter, softened
1 c. fresh blueberries, chopped
4 Tbsp. powdered sugar

Preparation

Select the best man you
can
find, and brush him carefully to rid him of\tall indifference.
Be careful not to beat him as you would an egg,
for\tbeating will make him tough and apt to froth at the
mouth.
Lift
him
gently
into
the home preserving kettle, and tie
him with strong bonds of affection which are not easily broken.
Do not sear him with sarcasm, as that causes spitting
and
sputtering,\twhich
may
ultimately result in spontaneous
combustion.
Scramble when difficulties arise.
Do not soak him
in liquor either as excessive alcohol will make him mushy and
spongy
with your friends, and stewed husbands
have never been popular.
It
is
best
to
let\thim simmer tenderly at will;
to blend tactfully with dressing and seasonings.
Stuff him one
hour
before
taking out or before asking a favor of him.
A little caress will often add to his tenderness.
Flavor him with the oil of happiness, an ounce of understanding, and bushel of laughter and fun.
Should he seem weak or troubled with
feminine infatuation, smother him with onions and garlic, and treble your charms.