Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large acre field
1 1/2 dozen children
2 or 3 small puppies
pinch of brooks and small pebbles

Preparation

Mix children and puppies together well; put in acre, stirring constantly.
Pour brooks and pebbles.
Sprinkle acre with flowers. Spread over with blue sky and bake all in hot sun.
When brown, remove and set in bathtub to cool.