Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 elephant
lots of carrots, potatoes and onions
salt and pepper to taste
2 rabbits (optional)

Preparation

Cut up elephant into bite size pieces.
You may need the whole family to help you.
Add water to cover.
Add salt and pepper. Cook on top of stove on medium heat for a few weeks or until tender.
Add onions, carrots and potatoes.
Cook until done.