A Satisfied Stud - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 c. Love
2 c. Loyalty
5 spoons Hope
2 spoons Tenderness
4 qt. Faith
1 Barrel of Laughter
1 pinch of Nagging

Preparation

Blend Love, Loyalty, Hope and Tenderness.
Add Faith as needed.
Sprinkle abundantly with Laughter.
Bake it with sunshine.
Serve daily with a pinch of Nagging and you will have a satisfied stud.
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