Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large elephant
2 rabbits
2 tons potatoes
1/2 ton onions
1 ton carrots

Preparation

Cut elephant into bite sizes, saving the trunk.
You will need a place to store the meat.
This will take about 2 weeks.
Cook all but the rabbits.
This will take about 1 month.
This will feed about 3,000 people.
If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but don't unless needed, because some people don't like hare in their stew.