Strawberry Punch - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 pkg. strawberry Kool-Aid
1 qt. water
1 qt. ice cubes
1 box frozen strawberries
1 can frozen orange juice
1 large can pineapple juice
1/2 c. sugar
1 Tbsp. vanilla extract
1 Tbsp. almond extract
1 small bottle ginger ale

Preparation

Select a young tender turkey (the older they get, the tougher they are) and stuff him with all the ham you can get into him. Baste in syrupy ego.
Add a pinch of humor and a pound of smiles.