Dinosaur Food - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
1 c. mashed bone (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (margarine)
2 c. dried grass (uncooked oatmeal)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Preparation

Mix dirt and swamp water; add crushed bone and fat.
Bring mixture to a boil for 1 minute.
Add dried grass and squashed bugs.
Cool.
Drop on waxed paper by teaspoonfuls.
Eat and enjoy.