Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
4 to 6 children or more
3 dogs
3 cats
narrow strips of creek with pebbles
hot sun
flowers
deep blue sky
1 bar soap
God's love

Preparation

Mix the children with the dogs and cats; empty into the field, stirring constantly.
Sprinkle field with flowers.
Pour the creek gently over pebbles.
Cover all with deep blue sky and bake in the hot sun.
When children are well browned, they may be removed; put in bathtub with 1 bar of soap.
Put to bed with God's love!
It really works!