Happy Child - cooking recipe

Ingredients

Take 1 child

Preparation

Mix with generous parts of good humor and understanding. Blend in discipline as needed.
Surround with music, love of nature, pets and friends.
Bake in a warm, pleasant atmosphere. Baste frequently with love and affection.
Use a large amount of patience.
Do not be discouraged if at times, object does not seem to be turning out to your perfection.
Continue basting.
Before you realize it, your delight turns out even better than you had ever planned.
Release, when properly aged.