Male Cooking Outdoors - cooking recipe

Ingredients

charcoal
meat
charcoal starter

Preparation

Have your wife season meat and remind her to buy a 20-pound bag of briquets and lug home.
Ask where matches are.
Ask where briquets are.
Ask where charcoal starter is.
Start fire with great gusts of soot and smoke.
Ask for water to put out fire in meat.
Ask what time it is.
Ask how long meat has been cooking. Is it done when similar in appearance to charcoal?