Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

large field
6 small children
2 to 3 small dogs
brook
pebbles
flowers
deep blue sky
sunshine

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs together; put them in field, stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles; sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread deep blue sky over all and bake in sunshine.
When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub.