Dinner In - cooking recipe

Ingredients

telephone
Take Out Taxi's directory
Take Out Taxi's phone number
cash
bottle of wine
dishes (optional)
silverware (optional)

Preparation

Select desired foods from the directory (arguing optional). Using the telephone, dial Take Out Taxi's number.
State food request slowly and clearly (multi-lingual abilities may be helpful).
Prepare table, using dishes, etc.
(Eating directly from food containers may be preferred.)
Open and check the quality of the wine (several times, as necessary).
Answer door bell; pay with cash, folding in the tip.
Enjoyment of meal is directly related to quantity of wine consumed.