Oh No, What Do I Bring To The Potluck - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 Gold Wing
1 crystal bowl
1 parsley sprig
1 grocery store
$10.00
1 spray bottle of water (optional)
10 sacrificial minutes

Preparation

Hop onto Gold Wing and race as fast as you can without speeding, of course, to the store.
Buy 1 or 2 containers of potato salad or cole slaw.
Sneak into the produce aisle and thieve a small sprig of parsley.
(For those with a conscience you can bag and pay for this.)
When you get back to the motorcycle, dump salad into bowl and top with parsley.
Unless you are already sweating, you can spritz face to insinuate effort.