Water Whip Pie Crust - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 c. Crisco
1/3 c. boiling water
1 Tbsp. milk
2 c. sifted flour
1 tsp. salt

Preparation

Light
oven;
get
out\tbowl, utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks
and
toys from table.
Grease pan.\tCrack nuts. Measure 2 cups of flour; wash flour off him.\tRemeasure flour. Put flour, baking
powder,
and salt in sifter.
Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl which Bobby knocked on floor.
Get another
bowl. Answer
doorbell.
Return
to kitchen.
Remove Bobby's hands
from bowl.
Wash
Bobby
again.
Get out eggs. Answer phone.
Take out
greased
pan.\tRemove\t1/4 inch salt from pan.
Look
for Bobby.
Get
another
pan and grease it. Answer phone.
Return
to kitchen and find Bobby;
remove one hammer and six nails from bowl.
Remove nutshells from greased pan.
Remove
shortening from cat.
Head for Bobby, who flees, knocking
bowl
off
table.
Wash kitchen floor.
Wash table. Wash walls.
Wash dishes.
Call the baker.
Lie down!