Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large field
2 or 3 small dogs
6 or 7 assorted children
1 small brook
1 small bag pebbles

Preparation

Mix children together well and place in field.
Pour brook over pebbles and also place in field.
Sprinkle field liberally with assorted flowers.
Spread deep blue sky over all and bake in a warm to hot sun.
When children are thoroughly browned, remove from field and set in well-filled bathtub to cool.