Aspirin Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 aspirins
1 c. butter
1/2 c. sugar
5 eggs
2 c. flour
1 tsp. mace

Preparation

Preheat oven to 375\u00b0.
Turn down television.
Measure flour. Answer telephone.
Separate eggs.
Go look for Christie!
Cream butter and sugar.
Get Christie's hand out of flour.
Answer doorbell.
Add eggs and flour.
Hunt Grandpa's cap.
Grease pan. Salesman at door.
Return; pan filled with salt.
Spank Christie. Call bakery.
Take aspirins.