Floyd'S Killer Veggie Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients

beef cubes, browned
sliced mushrooms
carrots
onions
beef broth
noodles
green beans
lima beans
tomatoes
celery
cabbage (optional)
spices (?)

Preparation

A total secret.
Put it together somehow in a very big pot. Cook it awhile, taste it often.
(If anyone is watching, look knowledgeable and add a dash of this or that.)
Near dinnertime, declare it finished.
Call the kids and grandkids.
They will all exclaim it to be the best ever!