Strawberry Banana Split Pie - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 small box vanilla pudding mix or French vanilla
3/4 c. milk
3/4 c. Birds Eye quick thaw strawberries
2 medium bananas
1 vanilla crumb crust
1 can whipped topping
maraschino cherries
1/4 to 1/2 c. chopped nuts
Fruit-Fresh

Preparation

Preheat oven to 375\u00b0.
Turn down TV.
Remove toys from countertop.
Measure 2 cups flour.
Get baking powder.
Remove Benjamin's hand from flour.
Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter.
Vacuum mixture off kitchen floor (Benjamin spilled).
Get an egg.
Answer telephone.
Separate egg and warm baby Adam's bottle.
Help Mary figure out a new math problem (the old reliable way).
Grease pan:
salesman at door.
Take 1/4-inch of salt from greased pan and look for Benjamin.
Put mess in waste basket, dishes in dishwasher.
Call the bakery.
Take an aspirin.