How To Preserve A Husband - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 husband

Preparation

Be careful in your selection; do not choose one too young. Take one who has been reared in a good moral atmosphere.
Some cooks keep theirs in hot water; others insist on keeping them in a pickle.
This ends to make them sour and sometimes bitter.
Even poor varieties may be made tender and good when garnished with patience, sweetened with smiles and flavored with kisses.
Keep them warm with a steady fire of devotion.
When treated as directed, they will keep for years!