How To Preserve Choice Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 dogs
pinch of pebbles

Preparation

Mix children and dogs well together.
Put them in a field. Pour over some pebbles.
Sprinkle field with flowers.
Spread over all a blue sky and bake in hot sun.
When brown, remove and set aside to cool in bath tub.