The Great Spam Scam - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can Spam (regular or light)
1 large onion (any variety)
1 can whole or stewed tomatoes
1 c. canned cut green beans, drain fluid
1 c. fresh yellow squash, sliced
1 c. fresh zucchini, diced
1 tsp. black pepper
1 tsp. white pepper (optional)
1 Tbsp. paprika
1 or 2 large garlic cloves
1 Tbsp. parsley or cilantro
hot fresh chili peppers

Preparation

Dice Spam into 1/2-inch pieces. Cut onion into 1/8 or small portions. Slice, dice or press garlic cloves as desired.
If hot chili peppers are used, they may be introduced whole, sliced or diced or even squished.