Colic Helper Or How To Quiet A Colicy Baby - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 battery operated baby swing
1 vacuum cleaner
1 laundry basket
1 clothes dryer
1 straight back chair

Preparation

Put baby in battery operated swing.
Turn on swing.
Put vacuum cleaner very near baby.
Turn on vacuum.
If no positive results, place baby in padded laundry basket.
Place laundry basket on top of dryer while clothes are drying, being careful to watch baby at all times to prevent basket from being vibrated off dryer.