Friendship Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 c. greetings
1/2 c. smiles
2 large handshakes
3/4 c. love
2/3 c. sympathy
2 c. hospitality

Preparation

Cream greetings and smiles thoroughly, then add handshakes, beaten separately.
Add love slowly.
Serve with sympathy and hospitality and fold in carefully.
Bake with moderation and serve to all acquaintances.