Mystery Meatloaf - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 pound of alligator meat
1/2 cup of turtle eyes
1/2 cup of green slime
1 tablespoon of toxic waste
1 pinch of sand to spice

Preparation

Take 2 cups of flour mix with 1 gallon of sugar.
Put in the oven for 12 hours at 250\u00b0.
Shape it as a banana then let it cool for about 1 hour.
Sprinkle yellow sprinkles until no fudge is showing.
On top of the cake put 5 chocolate brownies.
In the center put a single strawberry then crack 2 raw eggs on top. Put in the refrigerator for 2 days, then serve.