Tim Gump Murphy Pie - cooking recipe

Ingredients

50 lb. apples (with or without worms)
25 lb. sugar
45 lb. pie crust
55 lb. cinnamon sticks

Preparation

You will need 55 gallon metal drum (wash toxic chemicals out), cord of firewood, outside fire pit or campfire, matches (10 packs), gasoline (2 gallons) and one garden shovel.