Swedish Tea Ring - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 cake compressed yeast
1 c. scalded milk
3/4 tsp. salt
1 egg
1/4 c. sugar
2 Tbsp. butter
2 1/2 c. flour

Preparation

Light the oven; get out utensils and ingredients.
Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
Grease pan; crack nuts.
Measure 2 cups of flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour.
Wash flour off him.
Re-measure flour.
Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter.
Get dustpan and brush.
Clean up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked on flour.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to the kitchen.
Remove Johnny's hand from bowl again.
Wash Johnny again.
Answer phone.
Return.
Remove 1/4-inch of salt from greased pan.
Look for Johnny.
Grease another pan.
Answer phone. Return to kitchen and find Johnny.
Remove his hands from bowl. Pick up greased pan and find layer of nut shells in it.
Head for Johnny, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
Wash floor, table, walls, dishes, pans and Johnny.
Call bakery and lie down.