Fat Free Fantasy Fudge - cooking recipe

Ingredients

3 c. sugar
3 1/2 Tbsp. cocoa
1 c. skim milk
dash lite salt (optional)
2 Tbsp. light corn syrup
1 tsp. vanilla
1/2 c. Grape-Nuts cereal (optional)

Preparation

I can remember of a time one summer at about 6:00 a.m.
I was awakened by my brother yelling to my Dad, \"Get up, Dad, get up, the devil is in the toilet (out house)\".
Dad got dressed, went outside and looked down the hole.
Sure enough, there was two pointed horns floating around down there.
Dad got a rope, lassoed the creature and ran down to the pond.
He threw it out into the middle of the pond 4 or 5 times and each time it would swim to shore.
Then it followed him to the house.
When we came out to see what happened, Dad told us to get some soap and water and wash our dog.