Punch - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 pkg. lime Kool-Aid
2 c. sugar
2 qt. water
1 large can pineapple juice
2 qt. ginger ale

Preparation

On your oven's highest setting, bring a cup of water with a dash of lemon juice to a boil.
Change the temperature setting to low and boil for 3 minutes, then thoroughly dry the inside of the microwave and its door.
Your oven will be shining clean, and the kitchen will smell fresh.