Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large green field
1/2 dozen children
2 or 3 dogs
pinch of brook
some pebbles
wildflowers
blue sky

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs together.
Put them on the field. Stir constantly.
Pour brook over pebbles and sprinkle with wildflowers.
Spread over all a deep blue sky.
Bake in the sun. When brown, set away to cool in the tub.