Crispix Mix - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 (12.3 oz.) boxes Crispix cereal
1 pkg. small shaped pretzels
1 envelope Ranch salad dressing (dry)
2 Tbsp. dry dill weed
3/4 c. Crisco oil

Preparation

Be careful in the selection; do not choose one too ripe or old.
Best results are obtained if reared in a Christian atmosphere.
Some insist in keeping him in a pickle, others in hot water.
Such treatment, however, keeps sour, hard and sometimes bitter.
Many housewives found that poor varieties can be rendered sweet and tender.
Garnish with patience, sweeten with a smile and flavor with a kiss to taste.
Wrap him in charity.
Place over warm fire of devotion.
Serve with peaches and cream.
Prepared as such, will keep for years.