Truffles - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 (16 oz.) creamy chocolate frosting (any brand)
2 1/2 c. powdered sugar
1 c. pecan halves
1 c. semi-sweet chocolate chips
3 Tbsp. Crisco shortening

Preparation

Preheat oven; check to be sure there are no rubber balls or plastic soldiers lurking on the shelves.
Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
Grease pan.
Crack nuts.
Measure 2 cups flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour and off him.
Remeasure flour. Crack nuts to replace those Johnny knocked on the floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.