Turkey Dressing - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 beaten eggs
2 c. bread crumbs
1 c. celery, chopped
2 c. rice
1 pkg. Lipton onion soup mix
2 c. unpopped popcorn

Preparation

Mix all ingredients together and stuff bird.
Roast in 375\u00b0 oven for 3 hours and when the three hours are up - - -get the Hell out of the kitchen because the popcorn is going to blow the butt off the bird!