Dr. Zan'S Geologo-Chili - cooking recipe

Ingredients

3 lb. ground beef
2 Tbsp. oil
3 c. onion, chopped
1 medium bell pepper, chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped
2 (8 oz.) cans tomato sauce
jalapenos*
Tabasco sauce*
8 Tbsp. mild chili powder
2 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
3 tsp. celery salt
2 tsp. brown sugar
6 garlic cloves, mashed
black pepper
1 c. white vinegar
45 oz. canned kidney beans
1 beef bouillon cube

Preparation

*May be reduced or eliminated by the terminally wimpy.