Mississippi Dirt Pudding - cooking recipe

Ingredients
    1 1/4 lb. crushed Oreos
    1/2 stick margarine
    8 oz. cream cheese
    1 c. powdered sugar
    3 1/2 c. cold milk
    2 small pkg. vanilla pudding
    16 oz. Cool Whip
Preparation
    Before you start, sample the rum and check for quality.
    Good, isn't it?
    Now go ahead.
    Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc., and check that rum again for quality!
    It must be just right.
    Try again.
    With an electric beater, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make certain that the rum is of best quality.
    Add 2 large eggs and 2 cups of baking powder.
    Add a pinch of rum, 1 teaspoon soda and 1 cup of pepper or maybe salt.
    Anyway, don't fret.
    Just test that rum again.
    Zowie!!
    Next, sift in half a pint of lemon juice.
    Fold in chopped buttermilk and add strained nuts.
    Sample rum again.
    Add 1 bablespoon srown tugar or whatever color is around!
    Mix well.
    Grease oven and turn on cake pan to 350\u00b0.
    Now pour the whole mixture into the oven and---oops!
    On second thought and also third and fourth, forget the cake.
    Check the rest of the rum and go to bed.
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

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