Rob'S Fried Fish - cooking recipe

Ingredients

new truck and insurance ($16,000)
boat, motor and trailer ($6,000)
lots of fishing tackle ($1,000)
6 rods and reels ($600.00)
motel, food, license and gas ($200.00)
fish, oil and batter ($15.00)

Preparation

Saturday, wake up at 4:00 a.m. and drive 6 hours.
Fish all day, \"no fish\", go to motel.