Soup-Er Teacher - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 gal. sense of humor
24 c. patience
4 c. honesty
3 c. respect
4 c. consideration
4 c. appreciation
1 ton confidence
1 small dash temper

Preparation

Take one teacher fresh from home.
Add above ingredients.
Put into morning classes until thoroughly shaken, approximately four hours.
Then place in teacher's lounge; add one cup of coffee.
Let simmer for half an hour.
Then add a heaping cup of courage and send back into afternoon classes, until teacher comes to a full boil.
Serves approximately 25 to 30 students.
Send leftovers (if any) home!