Recipe For A Happy Church Family - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 Pastor
1 c. men
1 c. women
1 c. children
Bibles for each
5 c. love (firmly packed)
generous portions of singing
heaping portion of prayer
1 pkg. work
1 pkg. fellowship

Preparation

Mix thoroughly with faith.
Bake in moderate oven of tolerance.
Cool.
Cut in equal portions; garnish with smiles. Serve in everyday life God, community and country.