Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large field
1 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
pinch of brooks
some pebbles

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs well together.
Put them on the field, stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the field with flowers and spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun.
When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub.