Hot Mulled Cider - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 1/2 qt. bottled cranberry juice
2 (1 qt.) bottles apple juice
1/2 c. brown sugar
1/2 tsp. salt
4 cinnamon sticks
1 1/2 tsp. whole cloves

Preparation

My ideas on dressing eels are, get someone else to do it for you, but if that fails:
Nail his head to the wall; cut around his body below the head.
Take a pair of pliers and rip off his hide! By the way, eel skins make a good stout tie for pony tails, shoestrings or what have you.