Orange Pork Steaks - cooking recipe

Ingredients

6 pork steaks
2 medium oranges
1/4 c. brown sugar
1/8 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. pepper or less
4 medium sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch cubes
dash of cinnamon
1/8 tsp. nutmeg

Preparation

Look in the phone book under pizza.
Call, order your favorite kind and have it delivered (give name, address and phone number.) Wait for door bell to ring.
Open door, pay delivery man.
Grab some napkins and eat straight from box.
Refrigerate leftovers for breakfast.