Recipe For A Good Church Softball Game - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 teams of players
2 strong-voiced scorekeepers
1 group strong willed umpires
1 heaping handful of boisterous fans
7 innings of canned laughter
1 sky full of sunshine

Preparation

Preheat the day at a refreshing 75\u00b0.
Gently stir one team of softball players and umpires together and carefully pour onto playing field.
Take second team and strategically place off to the side of the field.
Take the strong voiced scorekeepers and place them at 2 different sides.
This method is used to avoid confusion among the players.