Child'S Love Cake For Mother - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can Obedience
1 pt. Neatness
some Holiday, Birthday and every day Surprises
1 can Running Errands (Willingness Brand)
1 box powdered Get Up When I Should
1 bottle Keep Sunny All Day Long
1 can Pure Thoughtfulness

Preparation

Mix well.
Bake in a hearty warm oven, and serve to Mother every day!
She ought to have it in big slices!