Democrat Jackass Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large Jackass
6 large potatoes
3 large carrots
2 medium onions
salt and pepper

Preparation

Cut Jackass in 1-inch cubes (this takes about 1 week, unless you are extra slow).
Season and place in a large wash tub casserole with vegetables.
Bake for 6 days at 425\u00b0.
This serves 1,200 people.
For larger crowds, you can add 2 rabbits, however some people object to hare in their stew.