Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 medium-size elephant
52 stalks celery, diced
14 bushels potatoes, diced
2 hares (rabbits optional)
salt and pepper to taste
12 bushels carrots, diced
500 gallons water
1 bay leaf
1 clove garlic

Preparation

Dial 662-5555 (Pizza Hut).