Happiness Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 c. patience
1 c. self-sacrifice
1 c. sweetness

Preparation

Cream together and add 1 tablespoon each of neatness and ambition, a pinch of humor and enough temper to flavor.
Mix all thoroughly and add a generous quantity of love.
Place in the sunshine of a devoted husband's smile and the result will be a perfect wife and homemaker.