Party Fruit Punch - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 bottle grape juice
3 c. chilled pineapple juice
2 c. orange juice
1/2 c. lemon juice
1/2 bottle ginger ale

Preparation

Be careful to keep in a moderately warm atmosphere.
Do not refrigerate.
Do not overbake, boil or broil.
Neither should you keep her in a stew.
Women are tender and bruise easily so do not pinch or whip too hard.
When she appears to wilt, take her out to dinner.
Sprinkle with equal amounts of strength and kindness. Baste often with love and affection.
Garnish occasionally with flowers as this improves the flavor over the years.