Dinosaur Chow - cooking recipe

Ingredients
    1\\4 C. Dirt (Cocoa)
    1\\2 C. Swamp Water (Milk with Green Food Coloring)
    1\\2 C. Fat (Butter)
    2 C. Dead Grass (Uncooked Oatmeal)
    1\\2 C. Squashed Bugs (Peanut Butter)
    2 C. Crushed Bones (Sugar)
Preparation
    Mix Dirt and Swamp Water. Add Crushed Bones and Fat. Boil 3 min. Add Squashed Bugs and Dead Grass, Stir until melted.
    Remove from heat. Stir until mixture begins to thicken.
    Drop by teaspoons onto waxed paper. Cool, eat and Enjoy YUM! YUM!

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